Grom Googlism

I’ve been told to blog the Googlism site by loads of people so for all of you, here are some Googlisms for ‘Grom’;

grom is a short stout dwarf usually seen in at least 3″ platform soled heavy boots and wearing a brightly patterned sparkly longcoat with hideously long collar

grom is currently rehearsing and finalising the tracks with his paralel classic heavy metal project doomsword

grom is the result of seven years of research as part of a secret military project

& my personal favourite, grom is shorter and designed specifically to accommodate kids under five feet.

It’s all true I tell you!