LEG0DEATH: A Museum of Horrors
If you’ve ever visited the London Dungeon or anychamber of horros then you probably haven;t felt the urge to recreate what you saw in Ledo . Unlike the person who created the LegoDeath Museum of Horrors.
Celery + Gravity = Art
Welcome to the very Peculiar Art of Mr. Frahm a man to whom celery, gravity & panties have some odd childhood memories no doubt.
Bikini Karate Babes
Not actually checked this out myself yet but couldn’t resist the URL – Bikini Karate Babes – it’s a Mortal Combat type game featuring babes in bikinis – I’m guessing that the aim is to distract you from noticing how awful the gameplay actually is!
Death of a gamer
I’ve seen two reports in the press recently about computer gamers dying after marathon gaming sessions – I think this guy’s gravestone shows a slightly more humorous attitude though!
Off with their heads!
Kronenbourg have very kindly given us the opportunity to watch celebrities to the guillotine – I took great pleasure in seeing Sophie Ellis-Bextor getting the chop.
When Lovecraft meets a Nigerian email scammer
If you’ve ever read any H.P.Lovecraft then you’ll love this reverse scam that an American pulled on one of the many Nigerian email scammers.
The Horror, the Horror!
Not gonna say much else about this but I’ve had my hair cut!
Subliminal messages
This is great – go to Barry Allsuch’s site and hover your mouse over Barry’s picture to see what the web designers thought of him.
SimonSwears
Another brillaint game from B3ta – this one is based on Simon Says but with an adult twist – it’s called SimonSwears . It needs sound and is totally unsuitable for work unless you have headphones (or you actually want to get sacked!)
Spurt too quickly?
Then why not try the new condom that numbs yer knob? It’s certainly a novel idea anyway.
World’s Most Dangerous Server Rooms
A Classic article from The Register today – Follwing up from their story (& photo) of a server room with a bucket to catch drips from the Air-con unit sat onto of a server, readers have sent in their photos of submissions for the World’s most dangerous server rooms. I shouldn’t laugh as one of them looks like my old server room I’m ashamed to say.
Stop Alien Abductions…
… and look like a grade A pr1ck whilst doing so. (thanks to Chris for this one & a few others recently).
Beat it! (or to be more precise – don’t beat it!)
Is the onanist urge overtaking you again? Maybe you need one of these Anti Masturbation Devices? Then again , maybe not.
Whadda you mean Goth’s Dead?…
…Surely that’s the point! Anyway for anyone in Leeds, I suggest you pop along to the Royal Park pub on Nov 2nd & see my mates The Sisters of Murphy who amazingly enough sound better than the real band (and their singer’s taller than Eldritch although that ain’t hard!) They’ve not only got a decent website but they also have ginger people in the band. My, how Goth has changed since I was a juvenile.
Behold the Rocklopedia Fakebandica!
Groovy baby! You know when a film or TV show need to have a band playing but are too cheap to pay for a real band? Well here’s a list of all the fake bands that can be found. It’s amazing how many you’ll recognize.
Weird eBayness again
You really can find anything you want on eBay & an awful lot of things that you really don’t want. Anyone in the market for a Taxidermy Mounted Sharks Head? (cheers, Sarah)
Will nobody think of the urine!?
‘Stop wasting your waste’ would seem to be the message from this scientist in New Zealand.
The Top Ten Ridiculous lawsuits ever
As it says above – The Top Ten Ridiculous lawsuits ever.
Arcata Eye Police Log
Yup, that’s right, my favourite online police incident book has been updated again.
Sample quote: “Friday, September 27 3:58 a.m. A diner gulped down arterial plaque at a Janes Road chain restaurant, then survived heart failure long enough to slip out into the night without paying.“.
New Products to better mankind
(N.B. not my title!) It’s amazing how bad some jokes are whnever there’s a new bandwagon to jump on.
Xenophobia
Never one to shy away from political discussions (or a chance to wind people up) I present a chart showing what different countries in Europe think of each other.
Court told of sex with traffic cone
Yet another strange fetish – this time a man who likes to have sex with traffic cones. Best bit? His lawyer’s defence that it would be perfectly acceptable if it was part of the Edinburgh Festival, it would not have been inappropriate behaviour!
Cheap Flights?
I dispute that these actually should fall under cheap flights but then again where else can you go into space for the same price – easyjet certainly don’t offer that one yet!
Pizza for Israeli Soldiers
Just imagine your poor starving friends on a military kibbutz (yeah, I know but it’s late and hard to think of things to say!). Why not cheer them up by buying a Pizza for Israeli Soldiers.
Painting with music
This is the work of French artist Nicolas Clauss and some associates of his, it’s a beautiful piece of music which you can interact with & make the images dance by moving the mouse around. It’s called legato.
The First Vienna Vegetable Orchestra
Uh, ok?! The First Viennese Vegetable Orchestra consists exclusively of vegetable-based instruments. I think they even cook the instruments as a soup for the audience afterwards!
Girls with big noses
Crikey! There really is a fetish for everything. Here’s a site for lovers of girls with photoshopped big noses for people with a Pinnochio complex. (Some bits are NSFW)
More unlikely uses for Duct tape
Military researchers obviously have too much time on their hands or maybe this is in preparation for a new biological weapon but apprently they have discovered that duct tape can be used to get rid of warts. Maybe I should release my own report that says it can be used as a cheap bikini wax?
Know any yanks?
If any Americans ever come to this page & get confused by any of the terms here then get your fannys over to The English-to-American Dictionary for your instant guide to speaking proper like.
