Weird Xmas presents

Still stuck for Chrimbo pressies, even after my previous suggestions?

Well here are some more odd ones you could get

1. a Daddle – a saddle that you strap to your back so your kid can ride about on you (and your chiropractor can earn some extra money)

2. how about a body stapler kit for those wilderness emergencies?

3. or a chcoclate photograph of a loved one – so good you could eat it (actually, I think that’s the idea!)

4. or some christmas tree lights made out of shotgun shells.

5. or a purse made out of duct tape (that’s gaffa tape to snobs like me!)

6. or, finally, how about a bathroom tennis kit?

All those gifts would be more than welcome by me – well, let’s face it, with my mother-in-law staying for Christmas, I need every laugh I can get!