Need a webhost? I’ll fcuking host it!
Here’s an attention grabbing company called I’LL FCUKING HOST IT.com. You can get 50Mb of space, 100Mb of transfers per month and a kick-ass domain name. As might be expected from such foul-mouthed youths, you get more space and more bandwidth if you send them a fan-pic of your girlfriend’s b00bies. Don’t use your space for war3z or pr0n though – they’ll publically humiliate you.
I wonder if they kiss their mothers’ with those filthy mouths?
Unlikely fetishes pt. 1
Yet another in the series of unlikely or just unobtainable fetishes, here’s aguy who likes women wearing scuba gear, spacesuits or deep-sea diving gear. (SFW – no rudeness on show)
Sorry lads…
I’m probably the last one to find out, but the sheer relief prompts me to blog this: it would seem that Lapdance Island really was a hoax after all. Taste and decency are saved!
TV losing its grip on nation’s youth?
Speaking as a veteran games developer, might I just say “Well duh.”
WallComp case mod
I’ve not seen many imaginative case mods for a while but the WallComp by DaMaDo is a beautiful piece of art. Just look at these two photos for the evidence. Stunning.
100 yr old rotted Bra for sale
More eBay oddness – here’s an item that I’ll let the seller describe;
‘Weird Gross Bra That Fell Out Of My Ceiling’
Current bid is $29.52 – the bidder’s name? ‘ibuyuselesscrap’ – which says it all really.
More on Aunties video archive
More news about the BBC putting the greater part of its archives online.
Quote:
With people copying music and television and film and distributing them among themselves for free, the whole business model on which commercial broadcasting depends could be undermined by 2016. It could…
He pauses.
“Wait a minute. Why do we care about them sharing our programmes?”
Fagan Finder
Fagan Finder is a fantastic all-in-one search resource but best of all for me is the translation section which not only can sense what language a web page or section of text is in but will then redirect you through to one of the myriad of different translation tools automatically. All in all a very nice tool. One to bookmark.
Winamp 5 alpha leaked onto net
There’s been a long debate as to whether Winamp 3 was better than Winamp 2 or not (personally I use 3 now but I’m too lazy to go back to 2) but now the first alpha of the latest version has been leaked onto the net and although the people at Nullsoft are not happy at all about it, the first indications are very good for it.
Pen1s grown on boy’s arm
I challenge you to read this article without thinking ‘That is so wrong in so many ways’
When release dates go wrong.
Although it was scheduled for release on Tuesday, August 26th, I was really pleased to see the Lord Of The Rings Two Towers DVD available in shops as early as last friday. My local HMV told me they had a special deal with the distributors, but it now seems that was a bare faced lie. Tsk tsk!
The Blow Bib
The Blow Bib – because jizz happens.
(totally NSFW!)
Stripper Mom
When you want to give your kids a birthday party and the go-kart track you decide to take them to is fully booked would you;
a) take them bowling
b) take them to the cinema
c) hire a hotel room, buy them beer, give them a stack of one dollar bills then do a striptease for them?
The Scout Walker Kama Sutra
There’sa something inanely sad yet compulsive about Star Wars fans and their attempts at sex. The latest I’ve come across (no pun intended) is the The Scout Walker Kama Sutra. More proof that the internet is for perverts and nerds. (which isn’t always a bad thing)
Go Johnny Go!
Johnny Cash is up for 6 MTV video awards for a video that has probably only been shown 6 times on the music station. If you haven’t seen his cover version of Nine Inch Nail’s ‘Hurt’ than check it out now. In fact, just go buy the album and hear his magnificent versions of Depeche Mode’s ‘Personal Jesus’ and even Sting’s ‘I Hung My Head’ – both superb. (although I will admit ‘Danny Boy’ and ‘We’ll meet again’ are both flawed)
Weapon Of Choice – Stickman version
B3ta member ‘Stick Figure Ninja’ has remade the classic Walken-starring ‘Weapon of Choice’ Fatboy Slim video as a stickman video.
It rocks.
Utterly.
Getaway – for real
Playstation 2 + copy of The Getaway – girlfriends + digital camera + too much free time = The Real Getaway Tour.
Wow! – thin air projection system
IO2 Technology have developed a fully interactive display system that projects streaming video into mid-air.
Just see the videos to see how cool this looks.
BBC opens up its archive
Greg Dyke, director general of the BBC, has announced plans to give the public full access to all the corporation’s programme archives.
I wonder how long it’ll take to get the entire thing online.
Mailinator
This is an ace idea – Mailinator. Mailinator is a service that gives you instant access email accounts. You’re at a party and want to give someone your email address but you think they might be a bunnyboiler so you don’t want to give them you’re real email address but you still want to get their mail? Simply make up a whatever@mailinator.com address and it exists. Simple.
It also works well when you needa mail address in a hurry but don’t want to give your real one or get the spam – just use Mailinator.
For a much better description, read Paul’s article.
When You Wish Upon a Scar…
Tomorrow marks the date of the latest annual Bat Day, a gothic invasion of Disneyland. This year over 1,000 Mailyn Mason, Robert Smith and Siouxsie Sioux look-alikes are expected to frighten the visiting children.
Google Search: best_picture_ever.jpg
Following on from last week’s Google Image search for toasters, here’s another funny one;
One of the pictures for the ‘best picture ever’ isn’t like the others – can you spot which one?
God Detectors
Not sure if the latest miracle is an act of God or not?
You might need a Yo, God! God Detector. Try using it whilst sleeping in your Christian bed linen.
Twister Duvet Cover
Want to play Twister in bed?
Now you can. (girl not included)
The CIA World Factbook
The just-published latest edition of the CIA’s World Factbook makes for fascinating reading – it’s aslo a brilliant resource for schoolkids. My only complaint is that it doesn’t include Sealand, although that probably ensures that America won’t be invading Sealand anytime soon.
National Slacker Day
Its Friday, its nearly the weekend. There’s a bank holiday on monday. (And lucky me, I’ve got the afternoon off, as part of my company’s “work-life-balance-directive”. Hey, I’m not complaining.) Can’t be bothered doing any work? Well, by strange and wonderful coincidence, its National Slacker Day. How convenient!
The worst modified cars in the UK..
I’ve been a long-time fan of Riceboy cars as they’re a constant source of amusement to me but it’s always been easier to spot them when I’ve been abroad. Here’s a more local version of the worst modified cars in the UK.
The best one I’ve ever seen was a guy who spraypainted a cardboard tube silver and attached it to his exhaust instead of chroming his existing one – needless to say, it set alight whilst he was driving so he was left with flames coming out of his rear. Classy eh?
OldVersion.com
Not naimg any names here but sometimes software companies release new versions of software that just plain suck. I’m sure we’ve all installed a newer version expecting new and better features only to lose all stability and any element of usability. Luckily OldVersion.com comes to the rescue by maintaining a store of …well, I’ll let you guess that.
Argh! Zombie infection!
Its good to see that techy types are finally putting their code to good use. Here is the first simulation of a zombie infection in an urban area. I particularly like the panicked humans (shown in bright pink). Quick, run for the basement!
UK patients to be given cannabis
Suddenly I feel sick.
Funny that.
