Innocent pr0n
So much time must have been taken in the set up of this photograph. Never has such an innocent photograph had so much suggested smut in it. I counted 6 of the more obvious double entendres… the ball is in your court (SFW)
The Nation’s Finest…
I’ve just stopped laughing at this movie of some Commandos doing a beach landing. Warning – don’t have any drink in your mouth when you watch this otherwise it’ll end up all over your monitor.
Separated at birth?
Hmmmm… Wary Fat Kid (a fat kid who is wary) Absorbing Kid From The Sky… (a Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card with a picture of a Kid from the sky who absorbs… stuff… apparently)
Build Your Own Storm Trooper
No excuses next time you are forced into attending a geek fancy dress party – this site will tell you everything you need to know about creating your own Storm Trooper costume and all the props necessary.
Clay Kitten Shooting
Hurrah! It’s the return of the Friday lunchtime game! This weeks joyous extravaganza is Clay Kitten Shooting!! Cock yer shotgun and let’s get blastin’!
Brand new species discovered
[rant] It’s always the same isn’t it? Hartlepoolians found a monkey and hanged it – humans would rather shoot aliens than form diplomatic relations with them. Now scientists have found a brand new species of fish they call a ratfish somehow related to sharks. This species has been seen in fossil records and is “very rare” (quote from some curator of some Oceanographic Museum). Considering it’s never been seen alive before it probably means that it only occurs in one tiny isolated population somewhere. So what do they do? They dredge the ocean floor to “find more examples”. It’s bonkers I tell you! [/rant]
Pictures
Lets face it… no matter how cool we all think we are, we still like humourous pictures of cute animals. Here’s a couple of archives of lovely pictures of cats and dogs. I’m sure you will have seen some of these before but you’re likely to come away feeling all gooey inside if you have a quick peruse.
Orac case mod
Since the boss isn’t around for a few days we can blog anything we like… I found this pr0n earlier… nah – just kidding! However since ‘he-who-must-be-obeyed’ is not here to blog stuff like this case mod then I’l just have to do it for him. It is quite tastey!
Shockwave footie replays
If you want watch the death blow moments of the England v France footie match from the other night check this out – it’s a Shockwave Replay facility – you can view Zidane whipping us from any angle you choose. (Don’ worry – you’re not going to get many blogs about football – not my cup of tea – I do have to restrain myself about Formula 1 though… when are they going to do Shockwave replays of the races?)
Yeti5
Get practising, YetiSports 5 goes live tomorrow
Variations on a theme of getting drunk
Here we have a lovely series of pictures showing yet another private activity I’m sure no one would like to have recored for posterity and publish on the interwebnet… ooh, hang on… – oh I’m not about to…? – Damn… I am!
The worlds smallest powered plane
Lovely series of illustrations describing how to create your very own powered plane out of just 1 match (and some power) – what are you waiting for? Get building!
Pooey pants
Continuing the theme of photographs of yourself you really don’t want to be seen, let alone exposed on the interweb, here is a photo of a chap who found his bungee jump just a little too scarey!
Mother Duckie
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this photograph…
Unnecessary chronometric excess
Take a look at this wrist watch. I can’t quite decide whether its completely tasteless or ambrosia from the Planet Tat.
Have you seen this gnome?
The Register have published a request for the owners of a garden gnome to come forward. The gnome was stolen by a drunken man who cannot recall the whereabouts of the crime. If you know where this gnome lives you can contact the relevant authorities here
Weird dancing singing bloke
Following in the immortal footsteps of the likes of Dancing baby, Starwars kid and Wary Fat Kid, I bring you strange foreign man dancing and singing like a loon. You going to wish you didn’t click this link… the tune is going to stick in your head for the next week. I saw this on Friday but decided to save blogging it for later. However, a work colleague spotted it on the radio so I thought I should post it before it becomes too tiresome. This link is to a movie clip thats quite hefty – you may need a nifty download speed and 5 minutes to watch it. BTW if anyone can interpret what he’s saying I’m sure we’d be fascinated to learn.
Richard Branson this ain’t
I can imagine Richard Branson sitting in his office using this Railroad Tycoon game to plan his train empire in the UK. I’m guessing that he’s as bad as I am at this version of the old classic Pipedream.
Transit of venus
One of the few advantages of recuperating on my bed of pain post op is I did get to see The transit of venus
How Drunk Would You Have To Be…
Exactly how drunk would you have to be to get featured on this page of humiliating scenes. Much hangover-ness must surely have ensued. Very funny indeed(but at least one photo is NSFW).
thanks Gary
Snickers Marathon – This could get complicated
This could get complicated! Younger readers will have no idea what I’m talking about but anyone my age will understand the confusion – Snickers have just annou nced the launch of the Snickers Marathon energy bar. That’s right, it’s not a Snickers bar and it’s not a Marathon – it’s a Snickers Marathon!
FlightSuits – Diapers for Pet Birds
If you’ve ever wanted to take your pet parrot for a walk (haven’t we all?!?!) then you’ll find people are grateful if you use a bird diaper to ensure clean shoulders all round.
Many More amusing immature names
In no particular order, today’s immature names to laugh at are;
Mustafa Koc, CEO of Koc Holdings. (and his father, Rahmi Koc!)
Rusty Kuntz, Pittsburgh Pirates baseball coach.
Gregor Fucka, Slovenian basketball star.
Randy Duck, Basketball guard.
Ralf Minge, Bayern Munich coach.
Kye Wankum, Racing driver.
Jimmy Gobble, Kansas City Royals pitcher.
and finally, Mike Wankling, horse race handicapper.
courtesy of this week’s popbitch newsletter.
Heli Attack 2
Heli Attack 2 is so much more than a remake of the old flash game HeliAttack. Check out more of Squarecircleco’s games on their website (click games->portfolio).
George Bush’s Desktop
Dubya’s not exactly reknowned for his intelligence but here you can get a sneak peek at George Bush’s Desktop (click the start button to start playing) – see if you can find Tony Blair on there. thanks Carl
Ray Charles
Prey silence please for the passing of one of the coooolest daddies of soul, the influential, indescribable, indefatigable Mr. Ray Charles. May your music live longer than your molecules.
