Arcata Eye Police Log

We haven’t had an Arcata Eye Police Log update for a while. This is one of the most consistently funny sites I know. For several years now the duty log in this small-town police station has been published for everyone to see. Instead of the usual ‘a house was broken into…’ tedium, whoever writes up this stuff is a Zen poet of the highest order.

Sample; “5:25 p.m. Two men were reported having oral sex at the car wash, not previously known as a hotbed of erotic abandon, but times change. Tuesday, July 20 1:12 a.m. A cow was reported mooing too loudly near a dairy truck on Samoa Boulevard.”