David Elsewhere
Don’t know if this is a repost – I’ve never seen this guy before so hopefully you haven’t either. If you have then hopefully you won’t mind seeing him again. He is rather super. This guys is David Elsewhere – officially the world’s bendiest man. See also this page for an interview and another clip. This man has no bones!
Blatant plug Dept.: fetishman.co.uk – it’s not pr0n, it’s a comic
Old, old (as in years not age) friend of pri.me.uk and all-round goodgoth Sarahorange has a new ‘man’. He’s a talented mofo who has a nice sideline in his fetishman comic. It’s not going to be to everybody’s taste but I love strips like this one and this one. Good work you freak!
One of these things is not like the others
Sambo is not just a dubious term to refer to a ‘person of colour’ – it’s a Russian grappling sport. No really it is!
MONSTER ATTACK!!!
Noooo!! Save Gromblog from destruction by huge beasties!!
59th College Photographer of the Year
I stumbled upon the 59th College Photographer of the Year competition via a boingboing.net post about the winner of the Documentary category (some NSFW images in this section since the winner is a series on behind the scenes at pr0n shoots). I really like most of the images on here – well worth a browse if you have some time.
Who’s the luckiest monkey at the zoo?
Hre on gromblog we tend not to post that many out-and-out pr0n photos. However, I think these few images prove that we are not the only species to perform non-penetrative sexual acts purely for pleasure. The facial expression in the third image speaks volumes.
Portable PS2 – coolest thing ever?
Now then, this is just superb. Ben Heckendorn has just completed the first Playstation 2 Portable. It really does rock. What really impresses me is the level of detail and his writing style which makes everything seem much easier than I bet it was. I’ll be grabbing a copy of his book when it comes out early next year.
dhtml boulderdash
Remember Repton? Well here’s boulderdash, it’s not reet smooth or owt but it’s dhtml and it’s just like Repton so that’s not too bad.
Semen reduces breast cancer risk
We all know that too much ma5turb4tion makes you go blind… well, parrently Zurich Labs suggests consuming large amounts of semen to help reduce the risk of breast cancer. What will nature think of next?
Miss ‘Digital’ World
Oh dear, the Miss Digital World contest has just started. At least these ‘models’ can’t be as vacuous as the real Miss World contestants. Can they?
That last ebay post
You remember the cheese toastie with Virgin Mary (or Marilyn Monroe, as Big Grom pointed out) on it on eBay the other day? I don’t know if you know but it finally sold for $28,000!! Lordy lordy!
Ice Cream Yo-Yo
I love the idea of this gadget. Make your own frozen dessert whilst playing with your Ice Cream Yo-Yo. Simply fill up the chilled bowl with ingredients and yo-yo for 10 minutes. Wonder how leak-proof it is and how easy it is to clean (oh dear, wondering about the practicalities of gadgets makes me feel old!).
Softly Softly Monkey Catchy Tiger by the toe
Wonderful video clip of the worlds most confident monkey taking the mick out of two tigers. Clip comes with obligatory comedy sound track. Don’t worry, this video contains no death or maiming – just a couple of tigers with sore ears and tails.
Some Chav Jokes
1. What do you call a Chav in a box? >>> Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? > > > > Sorted.
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? > > > > Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? > > > > Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? > > > > They have no real use but it’s great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? > > > > The bride.
7. You’re in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? > > > > It might be your bike.
8. What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut? > > > > One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.
9. What’s the first question at a Chav quiz night? > > > > “What you lookin’ at?”
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? > > > > Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who’s driving? > > > > The police.
recorderrace
Take a Sony Walkman, jiggle around with it’s innards, stick some wheels on it and go racing!. Reminds me of Professor Heinz Wolff from The Great Egg Race (fantastic program!)
Turn your back on Bush.
This should make for some cool photos if it’s done right. Turn your back on Bush is a collective who are calling for people to line the streets on inauguration day and, without any banners, signs, t-shirts etc, to turn their backs on Bush when his motorcade drives past. It won’t accomplish anything other than to deliver a message but I’m intrigued how many people will take part now that the farce (oops, sorry election) is over.
Gamecube Chainsaw Controller
Got a gamecube? Love Resident Evil? If so, your life isn’t complete until you’ve got hold of a Chainsaw Controller for that fully-immersive experience.
Geek Tattoos
We’ve blogged many geek tattoos in the past but the best resource has to be, of course, BMEZine – check out their Geek Tattoos section – The HTML one is great. There’s a good chance that somewhere on these pages is our very own Solomon as well.
WTF ! Who’d buy this?
Who on earth would buy one of these s3x toys? And WTF is the bit on top? Mummy, I’m scared. (NSFW)
What happens when you replace water with beer for a day
Livejournal user ‘keefybabe’ decided to spend his birthday this year H2O-free. Instead, he thought he’d see what happened if he used beer to replace water for a day. The photo of the kettle overflowing with boiling beer made me smile. Nutter.
Blogging hits the “West Wing”
The current series of The West Wing (in the States – the episode hasn’t yet been aired in the UK) has shown itself to be on the ball and intelligent again with their take on blogging.
Default Password List
This is a very handy site to bookmark for you techy guys and gals. It’s a list of the Default Passwords used by many different products.
Halo 2 Artificial Intelligence – How it Works
Although it’s pretty lightweight from a geek point of view, this article on the artificial intelligence in Halo2 is interesting.
God Botherer Preference Service
After the success of the Mail Preference Service and the Telephone version, wouldn’t it be brilliant if the God Botherer Preference Service also worked to keep those pesky Jehovah’s Witnesses at bay to help protect your bath-time and early morning lie-ins from unsolicited offers of eternal salvation.
Bored of Lorem Ipsum?
Anyone who’s ever done any form of graphic design will probably be pretty bored of seeing lorem ipsum… on all their dummy pages. The Page of Nonsense is a pointless script that you can use for nonsensical but syntactically correct sentences. cheers ted
Rumours of Winamp’s Death greatly exaggerated
It turns out that the rumours of Winamp’s death have been greatly exaggerated. Which is nice.
eBay item 5535890757
The Cheesy Virgin Mary. Amazing. What’s more amazing is that people are prepared to pay thousands of dollars to buy this item!
Dubya brains
I’m beginning to feel a little guilty about the way we continually take the mick out of Gee Dubya… no wait… I didn’t mean to say that… sorry… what I meant to say was: let’s continue mercilessly ridiculing Dubya
Doh!
I spat coffee over my monitor when I scrolled down through this series of images. I guess it’s a lesson in making sure that you use the right tools for the job (or the right crane at least). Classic.
The Mixing Bowl – Torrent links
I’m not going to apologise for evangelising BitTorrent again – you should have a copy by now if you like your music. The Mixing Bowl is another must-have torrent site, this time forum based. You need to register for the forum to see the torrent links themselves but it’s worth it. I just grabbed a brilliant comedy/music session (1hr long) by uber-genius Osymyso and you can get all sorts of goodies like Peel Sessions, Breezeblock sessions, BTTB, XFM sessions, Ninjatunes/Solid Steel etc – the best of British radio.
