Ban All Children

Oh, for God’s Sake! (or allah, yahweh, Buddha, Ganesh, Haile Selassie or whoever you want). By following the logic of this article which says ‘Blogging is a paed0phile’s dream’, we should kill all children to protect them from the ‘possible dangers’ that might happen to them. Next thing we should ban is local newspapers – you know, the free ones that get shoved through your letterbox and are full of photos of local community events or schoolkids being awarded prizes. Why not ban television for transmitting images of children directly into every household.

/me gets off soapbox.