Rock, Paper, Scissors seals huge business deal
When Tashi Hashiyama wanted to sell of his art collection recently, he was faced with the dilemma of choosing between Christie’s and Sotheby’s auction houses. He solved this in a way that we should probably use to decide our poitical elections – Rock, Paper, Scissors.
One of these things Isn’t Like the Others
Another superb example to join our “One of these things…” image searches. This tmei we have a GIS for rubbish.
Keep ‘em coming in!
thanks Andrew!
The decisive moment
I’m won’t take the p155 because I’d do exactly the… wait a minute… yes I will – they’re being paid to be there! Hey everyone, look at the big nancy-boys who are frightened of footballs! *snigger*
How to distract someone
Guaranteed way to put someone off their driving is to flash your n0rks at them as they drive past. This is a little more scarey when they are travelling at 100mph
Proper tackling
Great sequence of clips illustrating the more savage end of rugby tackles. If there are any Americans currently reading, Rubgy is kind of like your football… except with only 1 break every hour and a half, higher speeds, in worse weather and the only armour is a strip of ‘duct’ tape to stop your ears from getting ripped off.
The Breast Cancer Site : Fund Mammograms for Free
OK, this is neither funny nor gross… however, you can make yourself feel good today by going to The Breast Cancer Site and clicking the pink button marked ‘fund free mammograms’. You get forwarded to a page full of sponsors who pay for their advert to be completely ignored by people like you and me. You see banners with every click on t’interweb so one or two more won’t hurt… go on.. do your bit!
Call It A Hunch…
Call it a Hunch but I think his chances are pretty slim.
(via the same site – WTF is this image!)
Classic Personal Ad
This quite an old one but you can’t beat this classic personal ad.
Watch out for dangerous hax0rs
The internet is a mad, bad, dangerous place to be, you need to watch out for Dangerous Hackers out there. Although you should be safe from completely clueless idiots like this one.
Just so you get it – the ip address 127.0.0.1 always refers to your own computer – it’s known as a loopback)
modern toss makes it onto TV!
modern toss is a highly offensive comic strip and animation series that’s run in such unusual places as the Guardian newspaper and Bizarre magazine. I’m not sure how they’ve managed to get such blatant swearing past the censors but it’s coming to Channel4 in the UK on May 10th – set your videos/tivo/pvr/recordable dvd/whatever.
Darth Vader Lawn Sprinkler
I’d thought about running a series on the most ridiculous Star Wars movie merchandise that we could find but there’s no point – any competition would be won by the Darth Vader Lawn Sprinkler. Unless anyone else has anything more bizarre/pointless? (Other movies also acceptable – see the Darth Vader wrestling buddy or this list of Star Wars sh1te for more examples).
Spoof Election Ads – Brilliant!
Channel 4 news asked the guys who produced the classic (unofficial and very much unapproved) VW suicide bomber ad to produce 3 spoof ads for the main parties: The Liberal Democrat and Conservative ones are superb, The Labour one is going to be released tonight I presume after it’s aired on TV. *Edit* See update below.
Watch the Labour ad
Watch the Tory ad.
Watch the Lib Dem ad.
thanks Carl
*UPDATE* Labour one is now live as well.
The Ultimate 80′s Guitar?
Dude, this Double-necked Guitar is like, totally rad and awesome.
This guy just cracks me up.
Dr. Moreau’s Legacy
I’ve heard of a liger before but I’m still not convinced about the Wolphin, the Jaglion, the Beefalo or the Zonkey.
MRSA cross-contamination boob
After adorning the country with billboard posters asking the public “How hard can it be to keep a hospital clean?”, the Conservative leader, Mr. Michael Howard, was caught potentially spreading the deadly MRSA bacteria through a hospital ward earlier today. Mr. Howard failed to observe basic hygiene protocols by neglecting to wash his hands between political handshakes. Mr. Howard later commented he was “mortified” at the faux pas. Solomon Hightower, Pri.me.uk (with a keen sense of irony).
Tuds 2005
I’m guessing this site is someones photojournal of their birthday but I admit to being a little confused… is she a mannequin? Does she have some form of facial paralysis? Did the wind change direction when she was young? Either way, the lack of variety of facial expressions becomes rather spooky after the first few images… Behold
Driving Simulator
Rally? F1? the choice is yours. Just buy yourselves one of these little beauties! (after you’ve bought one for me of course!). Check out some of the videos – they really make it.
Lighting fires with a coke can
I bet Ray Mears has never thought of lighting a camp fire with a can of Coke, some fungus and a chocolate bar!
53X
Charming little animated gifs of every sekshual position you can think of. I had no idea there were so many! Needless to say this is completely NSFW.
Bonfire Blow Up – Almost a Darwin Nominee?
Note to self: Large bonfires with over 1 ton of dry wood do not need 5 gallons of gas to ignite.
Numpty!
One of These Things is Not Like The Others
We’ve not had a decent ‘One of these things’ for a while now (please keep sending them in) but I got a perfect example this morning. GIS for goose should show you what we want.
cheers Andy (and good luck with your new job!)
Toadaly gruesome
Exploding toads ’nuff said.
Bouncy bloke
BOI-OI-OINGG!! Somebody told me this guy had his feet swapped for springs!
YetiSports – new game online
I almost forgot to blog this one! There’s a new episode/game in the Yeti Olympics Around the World Tour out now. Part 8, Jungle Swing is another brilliant little game for you to play (unfortunately, you do now have to register (for free) to access the site but it’s worth it for these classic games. As per usual, it takes a few quick goes before you get the knack.
The same coders responsible for the Yeti games have also just brought out another game as a promotion for the Ice Hockey Tournament of Superstars for your delectation.
Ownage
Next time you have to try to explain what ‘Ownage’ or being ‘pwned’ means to a non-hip friend, just point them at this video to see a collection of some classic clips edited together in one friendly package.
Ouch!
Guess-the-google
Great and groovy google game Guess-the-google
The 50 Monkey Films You Should Know About
Here’s a handy guide to the 50 Monkey Films you should know about.
eBay Feedback Generator
If you use Ebay a lot then you’ll be bored stupid of trying to think of bland responses to leave as feedback. Just bookmark this handy eBay Feedback Generator and paste the comments whenever you need them.
Crazy Golf 2 Game
While away the last hour or so at work with a few rounds of golf
Hayseed Dixie are coming to town!
We’ve got a lot of readers in Leeds so this is a public service announcement for those people (& ‘our kid’ – hi mate, I’ve still got your birthday present here – only a month late so far!).
Hayseed Dixie are coming to the UK in July!
Whoo and indeed Hoo!
