MRSA cross-contamination boob

After adorning the country with billboard posters asking the public “How hard can it be to keep a hospital clean?”, the Conservative leader, Mr. Michael Howard, was caught potentially spreading the deadly MRSA bacteria through a hospital ward earlier today. Mr. Howard failed to observe basic hygiene protocols by neglecting to wash his hands between political handshakes. Mr. Howard later commented he was “mortified” at the faux pas. Solomon Hightower, Pri.me.uk (with a keen sense of irony).