Open Letter to the Kansas Schools Board

I’m a rational person, I like my cold, hard facts so you won’t find me agreeing with so-called creationists when talking about evolution. Don’t get me wrong, I think the Bible’s a great book but I’m more willing to see it as a collection of allegories and as a manual for life, not as a fact book. In some parts of America, creationists have such a hold on the education of their kids that many schools are not allowed to teach evolution and instead have to teach Adam and Eve as fact. Luckily, some people can express their disagreement in much more entertainingly eloquent ways than myself – check out this Open Letter to the Kansas school board and if you live in Kansas, please write to your senator and insist that they teach the Flying Spaghetti Monster with their creationist lessons.
(for more on Creation Theory see Wikipedia)