Rejected ‘Love Is’ Comics
Rejected ‘Love Is’ Comics (what does rhyme with r1mj0b?)
Dizzy
Awwww…. dizzy toddlers. Bless!
£32,000 bottle of whisky quaffed in one night
Why didn’t this guy invite me and JC to this party? A ‘regular hotel guest’ pops and scoffs a malt, parts of which are up to 140 years old!
SA killer on crutches runs free
The perfect escape plan… spend 2 years pottering around on crutches in the vague hope that one day you’ll get someone who neglects to shackle you in leg irons so you can muscle up to those bars and “vooooom”!Ta Olz
Job Vacancy
The weirdest job description I have ever seen. And what on Earth is technical cum? The mind boggles!
FunJunkie! The Summer Burn 2005
Only… um.. 1.. 3.. 7.. um.. twelvety days left to join in the FunJunkie Summer Burn massive (copyright free) choons swappage! If you haven’t already signed up, pull your finger out of your bottom (squeeeeeeeky.. *POP*) and get there now! 21st June = closing day!
3wish.com
Lovely bunch of short and sweet point-and-click games. Say buh-bye to the end of Thursday afternoon. I can’t figure out the one with the mouse though.
Fake mud
Just popping down to the supermarket to take up 3 parking spaces? Just nipping off on the school run to squash half a dozen kids with your completely unnecessary bullbars? Why not look as if you actually use your ludicrously excessive 4×4 and cover it in Spray on mud so you have less to be embarrassed of in this increasingly anti-off-roader society. (Hmm.. did that come across as a little negative??)
Pots to p155 in
We’ve posted many urinal based links before so why change the habit? Why not pee in a poppy or leek in a lily?
Stuff On My Cat
Feline humiliation is a fantastic pastime! I’ve got a cat at home who is proper stuck up – I regularly enjoy dangling him over my head, putting socks on him and other embarrassing activities. Imagine my rapture when I found a site dedidcated to putting Stuff On My Cat! I am now going to rush home and photograph my cat covered in marmalade and spagetti!
Free online Favicon Icon Drawing Program
Sorting out a favicon can be a pain because most drawing packages don’t support .ico formats and most packages that support .ico formats cost money! outrageous that people expect you to pay for their hard work! Anyway the nice people here have made an online, web based package that does it all for you. It’s a little clunky but once you figure it out it’s pretty nifty. You do need to use a proper browser like Firefox for it to work.
Dave Devries’s Monster Engine
What would kids come up with if they could draw with the integrity of a grown up and keep the imagination and naivity of a kid? Well, their work would probably look a little like really lovely work you can find at Dave Devries’s Monster Engine.
AMD Sky Typing
how badass is this? AMD take to the skies with monospaced fonts!
Hold Your Drink
In a similar vein to Home Run, why not try Johnny Vegas’ pint. Smashing game courtesy of C4.
eBay item 6186339869
The face of Jesus appears in bathroom mould. I don’t know about you but I reckon it’s actually Mick Fleetwood.
illusions
Stacks of somewhat clever optical illusions. I know we’ve blogged things like this before but there really are loads here and some of these are rather clever. I am particularly keen on this one.
Origami Yoda
I like origami but (don’t shoot me) hate Star Wars. However, I’m sure there might be one or two people out there who actually like it (weirdos). So just for you here’s origami Yoda. Insert humouous ‘Yodaism’ here. Link to pdf in Spanish… the pdf, not the link.
Rock On, Rock ON
It’s a shame JC isn’t here – he’d be able to hoaxbust (aka killjoy) this link. This guy, Bill Dan, balances rocks on other rocks. Looks cool but a little bit of me doubts this is possible with the degree of accuracy success that he displays. Even the video clip leaves questions unanswered. Other rock balancing goes on here, here and here. What do you reckon?
Buh-Bye
Well, I’m off for a week’s holiday and will have no internet access for a week (dreading the cold turkey 
). I’ll leave you all in the (mostly) capable hands of Solomon – be nice to him and leave plenty of comments for him (he always seems to get more comments when I’m away, grr!). Oh and don’t forget, you only have 8 dyas from today left to sign up for Funjunkie’s Summer Burn so what are you waiting for?
The Laughing Yoga Yogi
They must be putting something in this guy’s water – check out his Yoga Laughing for Stress. Bonkers.
CaseFanCaseFanCase
Way-Hay! Here’s a very cool case mod (most literally) – the casefancasefancase is constructed entirely from…yep, you’ve guessed it, case fans. It sucks. It also blows (both in a good way).
Learn to Dance with Napoleon Dynamite
As a big fan of last year’s Napoleon Dynamite movie, I just love this Learn to Dance with Napoleon Dynamite flash widget. Even people who haven’t seen the movie will find this funny but it does take a while to load up so read the imdb pages while you’re waiting.
42 Games
A Quark of games? A Zaphod of games? A Babel of games?
I’m not sure what you call a collection of 42 (naturally) HitchHikers Games. They’re all tiny, simple games in the WarioWare style but it would be good to be able to save otherwise you have to start from the beginning every time.
Japanese knocked silly at Naked Festival
This is so not my idea of fun.
Japan unveils “robot suit” that enhances human power
They say it “helps elderly or handicapped people to walk”. Hhhyeah, right… is that really what they had in mind when they developed this monstrosity? I doubt it! I think they were developing ROBOCOP! I’m skeerd!
Bagpipes
Bagpipes are fab. Seriously. and here’s a couple of bagpipe links to prove it. Firstly, a band I discovered some years ago who certainly stand out in a crowd by mixing bagpipes (of all varieties) with kick4ss samba riddums, MacUmba. Secondly, piper-politics come into play when Ryofu the piper needs to employ bodyguards to protect her from marauding bagpipe purists who have taken offense to her particular brand of heavy metal piping!
Cubans sailing in a car
The title says it all really. Ingenious technique of illegal immigration.
