Scorned wife sells Lotus for 50p

Never underestimate the vindictiveness of a scorned wife – she might sell your Lotus Esprit Turbo for 50p on eBay like Hayley Shaw did after hearing her husband (a DJ on Kerrang metal radio) offer to leave her and their children for uber-skank Jodie Marsh.

(I’m a little scared of Hayley though – she seems to have been buying d1ld0s on eBay if you look at her feedback!)