213 Things Skippy Can’t Do

Military humour normally passes me by completely – something to do with having a utterly opposing mindset to warmongering macho men. I’ve finally found someone who seems to have been lifted directly from the pages of Catch 22 or from the screens of M*A*S*H. Skippy isn’t in the military anymore but is gracious enough to have resurrected his 213 Things Skippy Can’t Do site. Sample quotes;

“54. ‘Napalm sticks to kids’ is *not* a motivational phrase.

33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.