Abscess of Infernal Decay
Some FOAFs have put together a spoof Death Metal band a while back called Abscess of Infernal Decay which was an amusing joke for a while but of limited appeal until they stuck up their own myspace page a week or so ago. Unitl yesterday they only had a few friends who mostly got the joke but checking on it today, the band seem to have attracted the attention of a ‘certain type’ of female. I’m seriously impressed but also worried at the level of quality control these poeple have.

Death Metal? P’shaw. I think you’ll find that’s “Black Metal”. And don’t you forget it.
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