Judge creates own Da Vinci code

I’m breaking my own rules here by posting something about the tediously awful Da Vinci Code. It seems that in the recent case about Dan Brown nicking his ideas (no idea how he got away with it since none of his ideas were remotely original), the judge spent most of the plagarism case creating own Chav-inci code. Which would be more amusing if he’d actually paid attention to the case and found against Mr Brown. I can only assume that he didn’t want to award to the other side either and that his judgment was the lesser of two evils.