Sesame Street’s original Mah-Nah-Mah-Nah
For no other reason than I fancied hearing this again, here’s the original Sesame Street Version of the Mah-Nah-Mah-Nah song. Something you might not know is that the tune was originally written by Piero Umiliani for a pr0n documentary in Sweden!
Where the Hell is Matt?
Utterly, utterly stupid and I love it – Where the Hell is Matt?. Matt’s been dancing all over the world, I woul dbe jealous if it wasn’t so damn funny!
Andrew, if you’re reading this then I expect you to beat this or at least get some inspiration for your own version.
Spamusement
Spamusement is a collection of, in their own words, poorly drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam emails. Some classics in there.
Jump In the Hoff’s Car
Everytime I thik I’m getting a bit bored of the net’s addiction to David Hasselhoff, he goes and does soemthing that has to be posted. Jump In My Car is his new video, it features KITT as the eponymous car, Hoff as the devil and some appalling special effects while he sleazes his way through a triumvirate of lovely ladies.
Weird Children Recreational Parks
Not sure if I’d want my kids playing on some of these Weird kids Recreational Parks – what were they thinking?
Cooking With Google – Gluten Free update
Tara Calishain’s excellent Cooking with Google inspirational recipe finder has been updated with a new gluten-free option. Not something I need but I know this will be of interest to some of our readers.
Pumping judge faces stiff sentence
From the ‘you couldn’t make it up‘ files.
Morgan Freeman – Easy Reader
Morgan Freeman (or is it Jimi Hendrix – dig the hair!) as Easy Reader in 1970′s American kids program ‘The Electric Company’. Can’t see that being shown on tv these days.
Great Photographers on the Internet
Really funny column on giving advice to Great Photographers on the Internet. I laughed out loud reading him tell Henri Cartier-Besson that his auto-focus had focused on the wrong bit of the image.
Grunting Bikini Babes
Apart from having a great URL, OOOOOOUCH.COM turns sun-bathing beauties into a grunting piano of sorts.
ta Kim
Gliffy – Draw and share diagrams online
Gliffy is a good idea done well. It’s another web 2.0 site that allows you to draw and collaborate on pictures online – kind of like a web-based Visio lite.
cheers Imran
Monty Python vs Star Wars – the Mash-ups
Can you get any geekier than a Monty Python/Star Wars mash-up?
Probably not but these are brilliant;
The Black Knight
How not to be seen.
Superb Google Maps BBC Mash up
The BBC have a test site up with an excellent google map mashed up with data from the BBC so you can see Traffic, weather or rail information for the UK directly on the map – worth checking before you set foor out the door each day.
Jet-powered bicycle
Eat your heart out Sir Clive Sinclair, you’ve got nothing on the Jet-powered bicycle. I still haven’t worked out how you stop or how confident you’d have to be that it wouldn’t fall apart when you’re shooting down the highway overtaking sports cars but who cares when it looks like that much fun!
cheers Richard
If ecstasy was legal
We might see adverts like this
Transl8it
Learn how to speak like a teenager with this handy txt tranl8 tool.
Relax on the sofa
There are fewer things in life funnier than seeing a nekkid Japanese man being hurled down a mountain on a sofa.
Solar System Scale Model
To give you a good idea of perspective, here’s a scale model of the Solar System. (You’d hope it was scaled – a life-size one might not fit on the page!)
cheers tigersden
What the Hell Do You Want?
Just got back from work, settling in for the evening, in the privacy of your home, safe in the knowledge that you aren’t going to have to deal with any more cr4p until tomorrow. The phone rings… “Hello is that Mr. Hightower? I’m calling from…”, blood boils, heart rate escalates, there’s a million things to say to the underpaid low-life automaton who has just invaded your privacy, the most polite of which still involves a string of foul-mouthed obscenities. You open your mouth only to find you emit nothing more than a polite smattering of fumbled syllables as you suggest to the caller that you are ‘really busy’ and perhaps they should ‘call back another time’. How you wish you could launch into such an unrelenting torrent of rather eloquent agression as this chap.. This video requires speakers for full effect and is NSFW (although I cannot believe that there’e a boss in this country who does not appreciate the sentiment). Oh, and the page is covered in t1tty banners.
electric sheep
I’m sure I’ve posted this before but a couple of regular readers say that they haven’t seen it beofre so just in case…
the electric sheep screen-saver is probably one of the best that I’ve seen so far. It works on mulitple monitors and downloads new ‘sheep’ via bitorrent while the saver is in action (don’t worry, there’s nothing technical to worry about). It’s very hypnotic and rather beautiful.
Sesame Street Video Clips
Another great reader submission from Kim (you’re really spoiling us) with a huge collection of Sesame Street Video Clips. This gets bonus points for having Johnny Cash duetting with Big Bird.
Rayguns & Intergalactic self-defense mechanisms
Lovely Flickr slideshow of Intergalactic self-defense mechanisms (that’s rayguns to you and me).
cheers Kim
NoScruf
Speaking of unsightly hair, regular contributor Kim has sent me a link to NoScruf.org, the National Organization of Social Crusaders Repulsed by Unshaven Faces. I should probably point out at this stage that, as a goatee wearer, I am deeply offended by this site and all it stands for.
Gallery of Hair Tragedy
It’s far too easy to laugh at mullets these days but that’s not going to stop me posting the Beauty School Dykes guide to hair tragedies.
Sweaty Celebs
Celebrities, surely you can afford anti-perspirants>?
Spyhole hacking
Here’s one that Satchi & Satchi did for a pizza company, but why not make your own and wind up your neighbours.
Pimp That Snack – Al Style
One of our original contributors to this site and all round good guy, Al has submitted one of my favourite articles to the classic Pimp That Snack site. His ‘Mootated Milk Biscuit’ is almost perfect – it was a group effort utilising friends and kids, the design was scientifically accurate and all details were present and correct.
Good job fella!
Top 100 Network Security Tools
I’ve got a lot of these tools already but I’ll be reading through the rest of the Top 100 Network Security Tools list this weekend to see if there’s anything useful I haven’t got already.
Funjunkie Summer Burn
I’ve just sent off my Funjunkie Summer Burn cd to the lucky recipients but I thought I’d share it with more of you guys this year so if you fancy a free cd of tunes then go to Megaupload and grab this zipped file of the mp3z and cover artwork. Let me know what you think and please feel free to send me links to any others that you guys have done.
