Devil’s brolly
Utterly untopical considering the current heatwave.
The Big Lebowski – F_cking Short Version
One of my favourite movies is the Big Lebowski but until I saw this F_cking Short Version, I’d never realised quite how much swearing there was in it.
this one’s for you Pricey!
uh-hurr-hurr-hurr… weeeeeeeee! BOOM!
Stickman Madness
Same old formula… game, stick men, guns, blood, meaningless slaughter. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Kill everyone.
Chad Vader – Day Shift Manager
Life is hard when you’re Darth Vader’s less-talented, less-charismatic younger brother, and you manage a grocery store. Chad Vader – Day Shift Manager (episode 1)
Privacy hoods
Proof that the lack of year-round daylight seriously affects the Swedish comes today via these privacy hoods for use in public and internet cafes to stop other people seeing what you’re texting/typing. I have some Swedish friends and based on my knowledge of them, these will be hot sellers over there!
NIWEBINIUIOTD
Nice Idea, Well Executed But I’m Not Sure If Ill Use It of the day YouOs the online OS
Play-Doh limited-edition cologne
It’s a well-known fact that women are attracted to men with children – if you don’t have a kid yourself then borrow a cute kid from a friend and go shopping – you’ll notice far more women looking at you than normal – I’ve been chatted up far more in the past 2 years since my the first mini-grom was born, much to the annoyance of mrs grom. If borrowing someone else’s child is too much of a hassle then why not try to fake it by wearing some Play-Doh limited-edition cologne from Demeter Fragrances (check out some of their other pongs!).
The Ultimate V8 Powered Chainsaw
Bigger, Better, Harder, Faster – the The V8 Powered Chainsaw is all of these but don’t forget about Karma.
The lost Mac ads
Rather good skits on the latest Apple adverts.
Chat to George
Add the George Bush bot to your messenger contacts and engage in philosophical debate on your tea break
Legend Syd Barrett dies
Contrary to popular opinion, ex-Pink Floyd ‘crazed loon’ and original acid casulty Syd Barrett didn’t die until last week. I know a lot of people who thought the reclusive drop-out was already long gone.
Expect heaven to be a much wierder place now.
I, for one, welcome our new Google Overlords
It looks like the much-awaited Google GDrive Is On The Way. I can’t wait – the ability to store all your files online, to be able to backup, sync and even share data will, I believe change computing and how people use computers. No idea if there is going to be a charge for this but that’ll be the key point for me.
Could this be the reason for Google’s huge new Dallas data centre?
How to open a bottle of beer
This may just save me from having to witness anybody ever opening another bottle of beer with their teeth again.
More unorthodox guitar technique
A one armed bassist who makes my forearm ache just watching him play.
Yes – we’ve got a video
Lots of 80′s music videos and not just the obvious tacky pop stuff either.
Adventures in 8bit profanity
The only fun I ever have playing RPGs is seeing what swearwords the game knows. Here is a roundup of ZX Spectrum examples. (language on Screenshots is NSFW)
Aussie IT girls calendar
In an attempt to make IT look glamorous, these Aussie girls have made a calendar in which they star in famous movie posters. I’m waiting for the guys to produce one where they star as videogame characters to counter this negative image.
How to tie a shoelace
Ian claims that you can tie your shoes in 1/3 of the time using his ‘Ian Knot’.
The Little Girl Giant
If you haven’t seen the jaw-droppingly awesome video of The Little Girl Giant yet then go and watch it. It was a performance in London earlier this year which is just beautiful and tranquil to watch, the workmanship and skills of the performers make this one of the best things I’ve seen this century. If that’s what my taxes go to pay for then I’ll be happy to pay them for once.
I miss the old New York
If you haven’t already got enough crap filling up your home visit NYCgarbage.com
OOTTINLTO – Machine gun
It’s been a while since we’ve had one of these. Cheers Al (PS you need to have moderate safesearch activated)
Noodlejob
Very saucy noodle advert that’s SFW yet NSFW at the same time.
Undead, undead, undead
There’s so many zombies around today it’s pretty safe to say that dead is the new living. I liked the zombie Dolls and zombie rucksacks.
GoatseCard
International rebranding campaign – $millions
The realisation you’re new logo is a goatse – priceless
Vintage pr0n movie posters
Great archive of pr0n-horror movie posters. (kind of obvious but NSFW)
Places I’d rather not be
It’s been a long time since we’ve had a ‘Places I’d rather not be’ post. So, to pick things up again, I’d really rather not be on any of these Dangerous Roads.
First Freak Brothers Strip in Frikkin’ Ages
It may be the First new Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comic strip for over a decade but where’re the drugs and jokes or have I just gotten too old to ‘get it’?
But can he play Stairway to Heaven?
I’ve not seen anyone play the guitar quite the way Erik Mongrain ‘AirTaps’but I don’t know if I could stand a whole album of it.
