Things My Boyfriend Says

“I felt like snuffing the christmas cheer from their vacant little eyes.”
Old site, maybe blogged before but I don’t remember it. When you start reading you might think this is just a tidgey bit cutsie-twee-love-lorn-twaddle-fodder but do keep reading – after the first few posts you realise this girl has a point… her boyfriend does say some decidedly funny things.