Is the person next to you on the plane really bugging you?

The next time you find yourself on a plane, sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it), and load this page
(I can’t be held responsible for any unwarranted an4l intrusion that might occur as a result of the security services asking you some ‘questions’ as a result of following this advice).
cheers Mandeep