Bond Villians Take Note

If you’re a budding supervillian then you’ve already missed your opportunity to nick a nuclear bomb from Britain easily. It turns out that our nukes were only protected by bike locks although knowing our bureaucracy, there was probably a long series of paperwork that had to be completed in triplicate to stump SMERSH agents. Actually thinking about it, this is probably far safer than any other method employed by other countries – if they ever got past the paperwork, teh nukes would be out of date and would you steal something that looked like it was only protected by a simple chain or would you be much more cautious looking for more hidden security?