After a New Job?
Thinking of new job titles can be tricky but you’d have thought that the person who came up with the role of Teenage Pregnancy Implementation Manager might have thought a little more about the implications of the title? Mind you, it would have to be better than being a BJ assistant (which also makes you wonder what on earth the poor ‘junior’ BJ Assistant has to do!

Having worked in local government I’m surprised it wasn’t Principal Implementation Manager for Pregnancy in Teenagers (abbreviated to PIMPiT)