Retroencabulator
I think I can mostly understand any word shorter than 3 letters on the Retroencabulator information page. I’m hoping it’s a spoof .
but I prefer the old school version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQg6bq7o&feature;=related
It’s slightly more believable, right up until the crew crack up.

now in video form:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwd_d_nYxdI