Rimshot
Stop those filthy thoughts right now – this isn’t a dirty site, but a purely practical one that’s really starting to get on my work colleagues’ nerves about now. Every time someone says anything remotely funny and that could be an innuendo (or even just to shut boring people up), just have Instant Rimshot loaded, speakers on and click the red button, I’ve used it over 30 times today alone.
Sadly, it just sounds snide and obnoxious when you’re working from home 
I used to have that bound to a spare key on my laptop