Uno how silly this looks

We all know how dumb Segway users look and I can’t see the Uno coming off much better. It’s like a Segway crashed into a motorbike and despite it’s green credentials and interesting control system (like the Segway, it has only on/off controls – everything else is done by leaning), you’re still only capable of doing 15mph which isn’t fast enough to burn away at traffic lights to escape the mocking of small children.