Armor of God PJs
Mom, Dad, Thanks for the Armor of God PJs, by the way, I hate you.
I am a Christian and I am offended by those PJs. They are a truly awful concept and totally hideous, ridiculously expensive and they don’t carry the British Standards Kite Mark so. Unfortunately there are some complete loonies out there. Fortunately they seem to be in North America.
Aaawww. I thought they were going to be Jackie Chan PJs.