Hot Enough for Ya?

I like my chili but no human can survive 16 million Scoville Units of Pure Capsicum. As one of the reviews states, ““As an authority on this hot sauce stuff.. I ain’t even gonna mess with this. It’s pure chemical capascain, it’ll kill you. Don’t eat a crystal of this, it will burn a hole in your tongue.. This isn’t an additive, and I eat 6am all the time. This stuff is just WRONG.. BUY SOME!!!!! Ask my friend one-eyed joe, who was the victim of someone sneezing while the coke vial of this stuff was open… I know $200 for a milligram of powder seems expensive, but if you ever need to kill someone, you’ll have this on hand…””