Am I the only one…
… who didn’t know that Janice Long is Keith Chegwin’s sister? I ended up doing some random slurfing after coming across this excellent blog post in which Cheggers responds in the comments. I’m sure Kenny will disagree but you’ve got to hand it to Cheggers – he’s truly unique.
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1) You are meant to be an oracle of all things tediously celeb. How could you not know that Janice, erm, Whats hername is not the idiots’ sister.
2) You are nearly right, in the same way that Bill Oddie is neearly unique. Unique is good sometimes. However most of the time, it makes the smell of hot lead really, really sweet.
3) I am now utterly convinced between you and the Bearded one, I am being driven to an early grave or a life-sentence.