Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

Not sure if this is a repost, but it’s new to me… Some fellas back in the 90s set upon the task of researching what would make the most unwanted music, in terms of both instrumental arrangement and lyrical content. After much research they composed this epic piece of music. Everything is in here – bagpipes, oompah, tuneless kids, Christmas novelty, Walmart references, rapping opera singers… is it wrong that I actually quite like it?

And for the juxtaposition, here is the most wanted music created after a similar research process. Is it wrong that this type of music makes me want to leap into a grave purely so I can turn in it?