Wombat Poo is Square!
…and there I was thinking that today was going to be a complete waste of a day when I stumbled onto the fact that Wombats do square Poo. Wikipedia agrees so it must be fact (damn, where’s the sarcasm tag?). Having spent many of my younger years believing that my dearly missed grandad Hamish would take me on a Haggis Hunt when I was old enough I was sceptical but unlike tartan paint and left handed screwdrivers, this one is apparently true!
When I was at school there was a guy we used to call Haggis, he WAS an animal

"A frequent tale is that a "Haggis" is a small Scottish animal with one set of legs longer than the other so that it can stand on the steep Scottish Highlands without falling over. According to one poll, 33% of American visitors to Scotland believe haggis to be an animal."
Good old wikipedia.