Headline Writer Quits
Whoever wrote this headline will undoubtedly have quit their job immediately after submitting it safe in the knowledge that they have reached the pinnacle of their career.
Rubbish. I’d've gone for, Butts Fingered in Boob Job.
Whoever wrote this headline will undoubtedly have quit their job immediately after submitting it safe in the knowledge that they have reached the pinnacle of their career.
Rubbish. I’d've gone for, Butts Fingered in Boob Job.

Kermit Butts – what a muppet